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Dec 13, 2010

Fat is as fat does:


Category: General

 Lady Shmatta — oops, excuse me, FIRST LADY MICHELLE OBAMA — has declared that child fat “is a national security threat.” I’ll buy that, except one must also point out that an even bigger national security threat is the fat between her husband’s ears….(Bless His Holy Name.)
Well, pal, don’t be picky; there’s a lot going on. Like, how’s that closing down of Gitmo coming? Oh….

Well, at least we’ve gotten rid of the Patriot Act, right? Oh….
Well, of course we’re going to try terrorists in civilian courts in Michigan, right? Oh…
Well, at least we’ve opened up “new avenues of dialogue and understanding” and now Iran and North Korea just love us in America.

Oh….

Well, maybe we can get Rahm Emanuel elected Mayor of Chicago…..

ALL RIGHT!!!! LET’S GET ‘EM, BOYS AND GIRLS. STAND BACK. HERE COMES PRESIDENT BOX’O'ROCKS AND HIS TELEPROMPTER., READY TO DO BATTLE IN SOME REAL IMPORTANT BUSINESS LIKE ELECTING ANOTHER CROOK MAYOR OF CHICAGO.

And, then next, he’s gonna handle the problem of all the fat kids in America — by hiring every fat woman in America he can find and pay her $80K per year to tell us all how it’s done.

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