I see that President Box-o-rocks (as in “dumber than”) has just signed an extension of the Patriot Act. Why, that dirty fascist.
And we’re all still waiting for him to close down Club Gitmo. (Wasn’t that supposed to be done by now?)
Oh, well. How’s that hopey-changey stuff working out for you, boys and girls?
America’s best columnist, Mark Steyn, tells this joke:
Doctor: “I’m afraid you’ve got Tom Jones Disease.”
Patient: “Tom Jones Disease? I’ve never heard of it. Is it common?”
Doctor: “Well, it’s not unusual.”
If you don’t get it, you’re too young to be kept alive.
Five percent of the people create all the good in the world. Five percent create all the trouble. The other 90 percent just eat the food.